Confused at Clapham Junction

[removed on legal advice]

Thank you to Milla for this one. Brave girl.

MCC

The matching bag earns him a "lunatic" tag...

Wedding gatecrasher

Now we've had RTs at a wedding before of course (see here), but I'm told this bloke was definitely not invited. Judging by his trousers (and, let's be honest, facial hair) I'm prepared to believe it.

It's Raspberry Meringue-head Play School Conference Sailor!

Manbag madman

Architect Mike Davies

A few people have mentioned this guy. I didn't think it would be long before someone papped him. (Well done Alex).

This is of course way above and beyond plain old RTs, but I think he merits posting.

Red trousers, Orange shoes

City of Bath again.

The real Father Christmas?

Recently escaped from a North Korean prison camp or rescued from a shipwreck, and not having enough time to get much of a disguise together, could this be a frail and confused Santa Claus catching the train to Lapland?

Brighton bookseller

I'm told the man in RTs is the one who sells the "lovely books".

I like the way both the trousers and the threadbare Guernsey jumper are a size too small.

(This characterful independent bookseller obviously deserves respect and support, but I'm afraid he has to go in the "lunatic" category.)

Head-to-toe

"wHY do people keep trying to post lettters in MY MOUTh?? srry cant work thisdamn thing veyr well love dad"

Red bus red trousers

"CONGRATULATIONS! You are now the proud owner of a lovely pair of red trousers! Laundry instructions: 60 degrees, wash separately. Transport instructions: if you need to use a bus, make sure to get one of the little black ones with an orange light on the top. Under no circumstances get one of the big red ones with the fat people in."

The babysitter

'Ello 'ello 'ello...

A cracking pair

Moustache/jacket matchey-matchey