'Beer Funny' Jokes

Welcome to the Beer Blokes new series, ‘Jokes that are funnier when you’re drinking beer’.
Any and all gags – no matter how sad, bad or otherwise – will be welcomed with groans or guffaws as is appropriate.

Number one (Thanks, Mrs Pilsner)

Q. Where do you go to learn to be a pirate?


A. You don’t learn to be a pirate .... you just ‘AAAAAARRGHHHHH!!!’ one.

Cheers, Prof. Pilsner

This bloke walks into a pub ...

A quick beer related funny.

A bloke walks into a pub and saunters up to the bar. He nods to the smiling barman and orders a beer.

“There you go, mate,’ says the barman, ‘that’ll be ten cents.”
“Ten cents?” says the bloke, incredulously. “Do you do counter meals here?”
“Yes, mate, T-Bone steak and a pint – Fifty cents.”
“Jeez, that’s alright! Where’s the bloke who owns this pub?”
“Oh, he’s upstairs with my wife.”
“What’s he doin’ upstairs with your wife?”
“Same thing I’m doin’ down ‘ere to his business.”

Good man, good man.

Cheers,Prof. Pilsner