A little beer gift to pop under your tree. Sing it with the kiddies to the tune of
“We Wish You A Merry Christmas”. You will sing it better with a few of the mentioned
beverages under your belt. That’s how I wrote it. P.P.
“We wish you a Beery Christmas
We wish you a Cheery Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
And lots of good Beer”
It’s Christmas, my mate, and I hope yours is great
With beers representing all territ’ries and states
Sitting down on you arse, have a cold Carlton Draught
Or a nice Melbourne Bitter ‘fore the season is past
If Toohey’s your brew, try an Old or a New
Or a Malt Shovel Pilsner and I’ll have me one, too
“We wish you a Beery Christmas
We wish you a Cheery Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
And lots of good Beer”
For our friends in the West, Emu Bitter is best
But don’t be like Cousins, give the Coppers a rest
Cooper’s Pale is the way, if you’re in Adelaide
But stay away from West End, and try Woody’s Lemonade
“We wish you a Beery Christmas
We wish you a Cheery Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
And lots of good Beer”
If you’re a tourist or old, and you’re not feeling bold
Head north for the sunshine and any-thing ‘Gold’
NT is a hoot, get full as a boot
On a big Darwin stubby from the back of your Ute
“We wish you a Beery Christmas
We wish you a Cheery Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
And lots of good Beer”
In Tassie the go is a Cascade or Boag’s
Just have two or three and then one for the road
If you happen to be in the Aay-CT
Just pull a big U-Turn and piss off quickly
“We wish you a Beery Christmas
We wish you a Cheery Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
And lots of good Beer”
Wherever you be, find your own Christmas tree
And fill underneath it with Crown or VB
For a Happy New Year, find a good Aussie beer
But not Carlton Cold or I’ll smack ya in the ear
Beery Christmas from The Beer Blokes
Professor Pilsner & Dr Lager
“We Wish You A Merry Christmas”. You will sing it better with a few of the mentioned
beverages under your belt. That’s how I wrote it. P.P.
“We wish you a Beery Christmas
We wish you a Cheery Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
And lots of good Beer”
It’s Christmas, my mate, and I hope yours is great
With beers representing all territ’ries and states
Sitting down on you arse, have a cold Carlton Draught
Or a nice Melbourne Bitter ‘fore the season is past
If Toohey’s your brew, try an Old or a New
Or a Malt Shovel Pilsner and I’ll have me one, too
“We wish you a Beery Christmas
We wish you a Cheery Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
And lots of good Beer”
For our friends in the West, Emu Bitter is best
But don’t be like Cousins, give the Coppers a rest
Cooper’s Pale is the way, if you’re in Adelaide
But stay away from West End, and try Woody’s Lemonade
“We wish you a Beery Christmas
We wish you a Cheery Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
And lots of good Beer”
If you’re a tourist or old, and you’re not feeling bold
Head north for the sunshine and any-thing ‘Gold’
NT is a hoot, get full as a boot
On a big Darwin stubby from the back of your Ute
“We wish you a Beery Christmas
We wish you a Cheery Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
And lots of good Beer”
In Tassie the go is a Cascade or Boag’s
Just have two or three and then one for the road
If you happen to be in the Aay-CT
Just pull a big U-Turn and piss off quickly
“We wish you a Beery Christmas
We wish you a Cheery Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
And lots of good Beer”
Wherever you be, find your own Christmas tree
And fill underneath it with Crown or VB
For a Happy New Year, find a good Aussie beer
But not Carlton Cold or I’ll smack ya in the ear
Beery Christmas from The Beer Blokes
Professor Pilsner & Dr Lager
